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1rst Annual Turkey Award

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1rst Annual Turkey Award - This shit is funny

Stop being lazy & read this, its funny.

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The Turkey Award for “Longest song concept that after part 2 really sucks” goes to…

R. Kelly for “Trapped in the Closet”

The Turkey Award for “Best beat done on an Atari 2600” Huh? Oh…they used up to date equipment??? *scratches pad* “Worst beat ever” goes to…

D4L for “Laffy Taffy” (Tell me that shit doesn’t suck)

The Turkey Award for “Worst acting by a rapper playing himself” goes to…

50 Cent for “Get Rich Or Die Tryin”

The Turkey Award for “Flossiest rapper who shouldn’t be surprised he got shot” goes to…

Cam’ron for his involvement in a botched carjacking

The Turkey Award for “Rapper who spends more time shooting mug shots than magazine spreads” goes to…

DMX for his numerous fuck ups this year



The Turkey Award for “Magazine who fucked up so much that their ‘self-righteous’ attempts look stupid as fuck” goes to…

The Source (at least you KNOW what side XXL is on)

The Turkey Award for “I just realized how valuable Jay-Z was” award goes to…

Dame Dash who’s ventures are falling apart rapidly

The Turkey Award for “I suck dick and got rich and you hoes are mad you didn’t write a book about it” goes to…

Karrine “Superhead” Stefains


The Turkey Award for “most repetitive rhymes” goes to...

It’s a tie! Paul Wall and (Who?) Mike Jones!

The Turkey Award for "We hate negroes in our sport so we’ll make a rule to eliminate their negro tendencies” goes to…

The NBA for that dress code Bullshit

The Turkey Award for "My Mixtapes Are So Much Better Than My Albums That It's Disgusting" goes to…

Talib Kweli for anything he puts out other than his album

The Turkey Award for “Biggest Homo-Thug” goes to…

50 Cent and his new GQ photo shoot (and various other poses he’s done over the year)



The Turkey Award for "I'm famous and I don't know why" goes to…

Omarosa (Why is this bitch famous again?)
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The Turkey Award for the most "functional crack heads" goes to…

Whitney & Bobby for their funny yet retarded TV show

The Turkey Award for “Least Improved Player” goes to…

Memphis Bleek (when is this guy gonna stop?)

The Turkey Award for “Gayest Song Title of the Year” goes to…

Royce Da 5'9" feat. Sara Stokes for "Wet My Whistle" (That’s gay in so many ways)

The Turkey Award for "Seriously, You're Going To Hell, and I Don't Feel Sorry For You" goes to…

Ma$e

The Turkey Award for “I can’t believe this preppy black motherfucker said this shit! Can’t you tell by the look on my fucking face?” goes to…

Mike Myers for his face when Kanye West said “George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black People”

Honorable Mention: Chris Tucker because he looked pretty damn shocked too.

The Turkey Award for “Faux Politician of the Year” goes to…

Kanye West

The Turkey Award for "I'm Harder Than You, Cuz I Make Gay Shit Seem OK" goes to…

Kanye West

The Turkey Award for "Your Album's Dope, But It Doesn't Matter, Because You Look Like You Are 12 Years Old" goes to…

Bobby Valentino & Trey Songs

The Turkey Award for "Drug Dealer-Turned-Rapper, But I'm Still A Drug Dealer" goes to…

Young Jeezy

The Turkey Award for “I think I’m hard but have the gayest tattoo” goes to…

Game for that gay little butterfly (don’t you think it’s gay?)



The Turkey Award for “I single handedly ruined my crew’s rep because of my wack ass album” goes to…

Tony Yayo for Thoughts of a Predicate Felon

The Turkey Award for “Whenever I can’t think of something to say I just repeat my phone number and my name” goes to…

Mike Jones

The Turkey Award for “Nigga…you know what you were signing when you got into this shit” goes to…

The Lox for the fucked up deal with Diddy

The Turkey Award for "I hate blacks, Arabs, Mexicans, Chinese, Puerto Ricans, Indians and everybody else not white and I don't give a shit" goes to…

President George Bush (Duh!)
 
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